May 2013
16 posts
3 tags
ask-the-odd-family-from-asgard:
everyone keeps asking me to do a tutorial
like literally guys this is how i explain photoshop:
formerly-deannmartin:
when i find myself in times of trouble
mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
get your shit together
“Stop comparing where you’re at with where everyone else is. It doesn’t move you...”
– Daniell Koepke (via touchpulp)
1 tag
April 2013
32 posts
upgraders:
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
stillwatersofconsciousness:
before the invention of green-screen actors just had to do scenes in front of a huge pile of chameleons
zubat:
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
smidgers:
”free wifi”
”please ask a member of staff for details”
March 2013
68 posts
rabioheab:
ever notice that all of the teen pop sensations from the past few years have the initials JB? jonas brothers, justin bieber, joe biden
